Island Breeze face

So the other day my boyfriend was sitting peacefully on the floor studying his next move in a backgammon game that we were playing. As I waited (very patiently I might add) for him to decide the fate of his backgammon piece, my eye spied my deodorant bottle. It was sitting quiet nicely on my shelf, so I decided that it was time to disrupt it.

I swiped it in one lightning fast motion, ripped the top off and tried to streak it down my unsuspecting boyfriends face. He was faster than I and a tussle ensued, I trying to swack deodorant on his face, he trying to dodge my skillful swipes. At last I gave up, I decided to be merciful, he was to tired to fight anymore anyways.

Understand though that this attempt at deodorizing his face was only retribution for him having burped in my face in days gone by. Retribution....its everywhere.